Mommy Uterus Radar Device
Yep... you know, we Moms truly are amazing creatures. We have this amazing Uterus-Radar-Device which allows us to have super-human traits: Mommy Hearing, Mommy Vision plus Super-Night-Time-Vision, among other super-secret powers that I must not discuss so openly.
Last night, somwhere around 5am, my son's spend the night guest wakes up in a night terror. Luckily for him I am the Mommy and 8 years of motherhood have honed my Super-Powers to a fine-edge. I leap from my bed in full alert mode.... and swiftly make my way to my son's room. My Auto-Night-Time-Super-Vision is already on, and scanning for said child making noises and calling out "I can't see! I can't see!" And where do I find the little lad? Well, here's the kicker. Somehow he's defied several laws of physics I'm sure, and is perched on about an inch of tv stand behind the tv, pressed flat against the wall as if the Boogeyman himself is coming for him. (NOT in my house. I've got a big iron sickle waiting on any bad-nasty that tries to mess with anyone in my house, especially a child!!!) It was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen, mind you, with my Auto-Night-Time-Super-Vision.
I helped the little guy down, got him back to his bed on the floor, covers back on, and tucked him, reassuring him the entire time that he's safe and sound, and has nothing to fear.
Yeah... being a Mommy with Super-Powers is a trip.... and a hard-job....
.... but someone's gotta do it!!! I'm glad to be a part of such an elite super-team called by such a simple phrase as "Mom".
P.S. The great melt down is occuring which means the next phase "Mudfest 2005" is soon to follow.
Last night, somwhere around 5am, my son's spend the night guest wakes up in a night terror. Luckily for him I am the Mommy and 8 years of motherhood have honed my Super-Powers to a fine-edge. I leap from my bed in full alert mode.... and swiftly make my way to my son's room. My Auto-Night-Time-Super-Vision is already on, and scanning for said child making noises and calling out "I can't see! I can't see!" And where do I find the little lad? Well, here's the kicker. Somehow he's defied several laws of physics I'm sure, and is perched on about an inch of tv stand behind the tv, pressed flat against the wall as if the Boogeyman himself is coming for him. (NOT in my house. I've got a big iron sickle waiting on any bad-nasty that tries to mess with anyone in my house, especially a child!!!) It was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen, mind you, with my Auto-Night-Time-Super-Vision.
I helped the little guy down, got him back to his bed on the floor, covers back on, and tucked him, reassuring him the entire time that he's safe and sound, and has nothing to fear.
Yeah... being a Mommy with Super-Powers is a trip.... and a hard-job....
.... but someone's gotta do it!!! I'm glad to be a part of such an elite super-team called by such a simple phrase as "Mom".
P.S. The great melt down is occuring which means the next phase "Mudfest 2005" is soon to follow.